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           There are some things you might know about the Statue of Liberty. Like, her finger is 8 feet long. Well, there is something that the government is keeping from us. Something big. Inside the Statue of Liberty, upstairs, in the crown, there is a tiny compartment. It is hidden so well, that it looks like part of the wall. In the compartment, there is a map. A map that leads to great treasures and jewels. But, when a man named Jeffery Waltzer Jones, went on a tour to the Statue of Liberty. But, he got lost with his group and ended up inside the crown. He bumped into something. Something hard. He knocked on the wall, and it sounded hollow. With all his might, he pushed the door of the compartment down, and found a box. He opened the box and found the map. It was a treasure map. When he was so close to finding the treasure he got stopped by the government. They took him to a group called The Blind Eye. The Blind Eye has a machine that will erase your memory and it will be like it never happened. They put the machine up to Jeffery's head, pressed the button, and BAM!!! It was unseen. After that incident, the government banned people from the crown, so no one could reveal the treasures and jewels. The End.
          Do not take this story seriously, it is made up. :P

The legend of the stars

      Once upon a time there was a traveler, holding a bag of stars. He was going to put the stars in the sky, in a beautiful, well arranged pattern. He also carried food. Everybody needs food. Meat, mostly. But then, a wolf attacked. When the wolf jumped on him, the stars came out of the bag, and into the sky, in an unarranged pattern scattered across the sky.  "Why did you attack me? Now the stars are the opposite of the way I wanted them to be! You foolish mutt! This is all your fault! Be gone! Out! Out! Mush! Mush!" he shouted. The wolf whimpered and ran away. Then, he found a steep cliff, and howled at the moon. That was his way for expressing his shame. That is why the stars are scattered and wolves howl.

This here folks is the story of a lost abandoned kitten. He was orange and white. The mother cat was dying from a disease called hypermonious. It was a serious disease that people haven't found a cure for yet. She couldn't take care of her kitten. So, she left him by the river for someone to find and keep him. Then left. A couple of days later, she died. So the kitten was left alone, waiting for someone to take care of him. Until one day, a little girl named Elizabeth and her father went camping. When they went to get water, they found the kitten. "Papa, can we keep him?" asked Elizabeth. "Well, let's see what your mother says" replied her father. So they canceled their camping trip early and took the cat home. When they asked Elizabeth's mom, at first she said no, but she changed her mind. Since the kitten always liked to stomp on the floor and hear that "Thump" sound, they named them Stampy. When Elizabeth grew up, so did Stampy. Elizabeth was 13 and Stampy was 6. One day, Elizabeth left her computer outside. There was a terrible storm. "Elizabeth, come inside! It's gonna rain soon!" cried Elizabeth's mom. "Wait! My computer!" said Elizabeth. "Forget about it! Come inside!" mom shouted. So Elizabeth left her computer and went inside. However, Stampy was attracted to the computer and walked toward it. When Stampy touched the computer, a spark flew out of it and sucked Stampy inside. So, he got sucked in the world of Minecraft. To this day, his soul still remains in Minecraft. It's on video! Check it out on YouTube!

The unitato is a kind, loving creature. I know what you're thinking. What is a unitato? Well, a unitato is half unicorn, half potato. Do you think unitatoes magically appear? No, they don't. Well, I'll tell you the story of how unitatoes were formed. There was a witch, who lived far in the forest, where no mortal would be able to get to without getting dirty, hungry, lost, struck by lightning, stuck in mud, thirsty, homesick, desperate, bruised, or cut. Something that the mortals didn't know, was that unicorns ruled the forest. Since the unicorns were so fast, it would be just a blur if they passed you. One day, there was a unicorn named Sparky. One day, he was going so fast he wasn't looking where he was going, so he crashed into a tree. The witch found him, and took him to her lair. This was where she kept certain animals to experiment on, seeing which potion would work best on what animal. She has never tested this on a unicorn, so this was exciting for her. First, she locked Sparky in a kennel only big enough for Sparky to fit in. Then, she created a healing potion, and injected it into Sparky. After that she shut the door of the kennel shut before Sparky could escape. "Time to test what I've been working on recently. The farming potion! It will make this unicorn do my plant harvesting quick and easy! I have used lots of potatoes to do it! Lets hope this works!" Then she laughed. It wasn't the kind of Ha-ha kind of laugh. It was more of an evil laugh. She injected it into Sparky, and only a couple of minutes, Sparky began to shrink, shrink into the size of a potato. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! IT DIDN'T WORK!!! ALL OF MY LIFE'S WORK! GONE!" she screamed at the top of her lungs. She took Sparky the first ever unitato and threw him out. Sparky was sad when she did this, but also relieved. He did not wanna go in there again! Then he realized he had a special power. He could combine unicorns and potatoes with his mind. The unitatoes he created didn't have the same powers as he did, but they just kept multiplying. Today, unitatoes are rare because of us. We use them in foods such as the french fry. So the next time you see a unitato, give it some respect!